Robert Cooperman- A Poem

Trump Sues

After his defeat in the Wisconsin Primary,

Donald Trump has sued John Kasich,

for acting like “A Trojan Horse,”

and blocking the Donald’s  “legitimate

path to the White House,”

according to one of his advisers,

one of the few not under indictment

for assaulting women reporters

who ask impertinent questions

while refusing to allow Trump

to cup their breasts.

“They’re nothing but fat lesbos,

deviants too perverted

to be granted citizenship

in our country I’ll make great

again, if the traitors just let me.”

In a move even more stunning,

Trump has filed suit against

the entire state of Wisconsin,

not just those Republicans who didn’t

vote for him, but “Every man, woman,

and child.”  The charge, illegally

impeding his rightful claim to victory:

“I’m rich, rich!” Trump shouted

for perhaps the thousandth time

in his campaign, “so I should get

to have my way in whatever I want.

That’s what democracy’s all about.  

Am I right?  Am I right?  You bet I am!”