Saturday, June 4, 2016

Jennifer Lagier- A Poem

You Can Have It All
The Donald manspreads
for television cameras
on Meet the Press.
Blusters about Pocahontas Warren,
Crooked Hillary,
Crazy Bernie.
Proclaims California’s drought
is only a hoax.
Boasts how he’ll make
our enemies cower,
immigrants disappear,
America great.
He’ll piss on China
for creating a trade deficit
and global warming.
Show them who’s boss:
let the U.S. default on its debt.
Will promote more fracking,
drilling, consumption of oil.
Promises to slash social security,
kill Obamacare,
relax regulations.
Replace career politicians
with businessmen like himself.
Hire only the toughest,