Jennifer Lagier- A Poem

You Can Have It All

 

The Donald manspreads

for television cameras

on Meet the Press.

Blusters about Pocahontas Warren,

Crooked Hillary,

Crazy Bernie.

Proclaims California’s drought

is only a hoax.

Boasts how he’ll make

our enemies cower,

immigrants disappear,

America great.

He’ll piss on China

for creating a trade deficit

and global warming.

Show them who’s boss:

let the U.S. default on its debt.

Will promote more fracking,

drilling, consumption of oil.

Promises to slash social security,

kill Obamacare,

relax regulations.

Replace career politicians

with businessmen like himself.

Hire only the toughest,

richest,

well-hung.