Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Robert Cooperman- A Poem

Trump Drops the Big One, Part II

Okay, now that I’ve taken care
of those loser-Limeys, I say we vaporize

the Middle East.  What good’s it ever done?  
A couple of mushroom clouds—that reminds me

of the size of my schlong, as the Yids call it—
and several problems solved: ISIS gone,

the Iraqis gone, the Syrian prick gone,
so no need for anyone to take in refugees,

the Iranians dust, and no more Israelis
to carp and whine about everyone else

hating their guts.  And once the dust settles,
we can force illegal Mexicans and any Muslims

still living here to work the Saudi oil fields:
free gas forever, and those wannabe invaders

of the Greatest Nation in the History of the World
will all be glowing candlesticks, then ashes.

And if Putin or the Chinks make a stink,
plenty more bombs where these came from.

Am I a genius or am I a genius?
So, Ivanka Baby, give Poppa some sugar!

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