I woke up late and Fox News was on every channel
I woke up late after an illness
& Fox News was on every channel,
Shepard Smith was trying
to send me subliminal messages
about smoking,
sex and the dangers of saccharine
Greta Van Susteren was
whispering through my
television set,
Repent! Repent!
Obama's horsemen of
the Apocalypse
are right outside
the door!
Bill O'Reilly
wore all black,
he looked like Rosemary's Baby,
"Momma," he screamed
"Momma!"
I woke up late after an illness,
and Fox News was on every channel,
the buzzards flew high overhead
and the rain came down in sheets,
Glen Beck was juggling
poisonous snakes and in
the background I heard
the Fox News Tabernacle
choir which lulled me
to sleep forever and always
The whole cast of Fox News coming to get ya. It was
ReplyDeletequite an interesting poem.