Trump Goes on the Attack: a Campaign Rally
That’s it, hold that greasy Mexican coward,
yelling I’m a bigot. Hold still, spic,
this’ll hurt you a lot more than it will me.
What, can’t take a punch? Cry like a baby
from a kick to your itty bitty wee-wee?
Don’t like my wingtips stomping your head?
What, you can’t get up? Can’t take it, can you?
Just dish out insults to a hero who can buy
and sell you a billion times over, every day.
Hey, how’s that for a left-right combo?
Would’ve made Ali proud, though he’s a Muslim
so naturally he hates everything America
stands for; first thing I do is deport his sorry ass
back to Africa. Damn, this thug puked and bled all over
my custom-made shirt. Go through his pockets,
gimme his wallet, he’s gonna pay for this.
Now hoist him into that alleyway Dumpster.Thanks for the applause, folks, just doing my patriotic duty.