Ralph Monday- A Poem

Cento Poem Not the Girl Next Door

I was never the girl next door.¹

If you want to see the girl next door,

Go next door.²

y'all must have a lot of weird next-door neighbours.³

America is confused by someone who appears to be

sexual and spiritual at the same time.⁴

I just have a bad streak.⁵

So what is moral fiber,⁶

Cream on the balls?⁷

Do you wanna fuck me?⁸

When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad,

I'm better.⁹

An egotist is a person of low taste—

More interested in himself than me.¹⁰

Good taste is the excuse I have given

For leading such a bad life.¹¹

A library is a place where you can lose your virginity.¹²

No woman gets an orgasm from shining

The kitchen floor.¹³

Endnotes

¹Bettie Page http://bettiepage.com/bettieQuotes.html

²Joan Crawford http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/j/joancrawfo388952.html

³Kelly Clarkson http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/k/kellyclark436813.html

⁴Sally Kirkland http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/s/sallykirkl223267.html

⁵Jenna Jameson http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/j/jennajames513444.html

⁶Matthew Kidman http://www.moviequotes.tv/browse-movie-quotes/The-Girl-Next-Door-608

⁷Matthew Kidman http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Girl_Next_Door

⁸Danielle http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Girl_Next_Door#Danielle

⁹Mae West http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/sexuality

¹⁰Ambrose Bierce http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/a/ambrose_bierce.html

¹¹Oscar Wilde http://en.proverbia.net/citasautor.asp?autor=17720

¹²Germaine Greer http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/sexuality

¹³ Betty Friedan http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/sexuality