THE LAST DAY
The cop must have noticed,
the wife and I were bawling our eyes out
as we drove by.
He pulled us over,
claimed he thought we weren't wearing seat belts.
He asked for my license and registration
and before I could pull them out
the wife said, "we're going to the Vet
to have our dog put down."
He looked at Smarty and said
"you folks can leave"
without shedding a single tear.