Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Larry Jones- A Poem


The cop must have noticed,
the wife and I were bawling our eyes out
as we drove by.

He pulled us over,
claimed he thought we weren't wearing seat belts.
We were.

He asked for my license and registration
and before I could pull them out

the wife said, "we're going to the Vet
to have our dog put down."

He looked at Smarty and said
"you folks can leave"

without shedding a single tear.

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