For those using the unattended drive-up
banking facilities, a ballpoint pen (“Chase”)
is usually in the pneumatic tube to
If the pen writes well and has a retractable tip
the man puts it in the car’s glove compartment.
He steals it, every time.
Brief Bio: Gene McCormick has 2,834 ballpoint pens
in his glove box, a bottle of Canadian Club and a little
black book that hasn’t been updated since 1976.