Cattail Jester- Two Poems

Cattail Jester writes sometimes.  He hates his real name, and wants to be a famous poet one day.

Aardvark

A stuffed aardvark

sits in the corner and I

wonder how to spell

aardvark.  

A stuffed aardvark

calls my name, I 

wonder how it learned

to talk like that.

It might be an armadillo.

These days, who can say

for sure?

Celebritician 2

He's got a face

only a mother could love.

Or I suppose some

voters.

Apparently.