Code Blue
I used to talk to myself
and ask a lot of questions
but my answers made no sense
so now I talk to Him.
He never answers me
but His actions are a bullhorn
I’ve heard blast for many years.
A fool, I never listened.
When I was young and full of it
most of my friends got in trouble.
His bullhorn always warned me
and the cops never caught me.
I don’t care if He never talks
to me the way He talks
to saints and mystics.
A fool, I will always need
to hear His bullhorn blast
its Code Blue warnings.
I was young and full of it.
A fool, I never listened.
Almost Home
Rolling down the highway
from Chicago to the farm
Bill the barber’s almost home.
The ride is smooth until
his entourage leaves the highway
and draws closer to the farm.
There the road gets bumpy
as the hearse takes on Dead Man's curve
and goes past the farm to the cemetery.
The road is hostage to the weather,
cattle, plows and happy kids with
cane poles heading for the river
to hook the big one Bill missed
on his occasional vacations.
Bill loved that farm as a boy
but he had to make a living.
He cut hair for 50 years
and now he’s almost home.
A Whole Lot Cheaper
for Jimmy Swaggart
It’s not easy watching preachers
howling on television
morning, noon and night
claiming the End is near
telling viewers they have time
to send money before the Rapture
takes them up into the air
to be with God forever.
One famed preacher is 80 now
explaining the Message of the Cross
as he has always understood it.
Every month he holds a telethon
and donors send him millions
to keep his station on the air
around the world day and night
so he can spread the Good News.
Not a cent, he says, ever goes to him
or his choir or his fellow preachers.
But if he needs $50 million a year
to spread the Message of the Cross
as the only way to heaven, why not
save time and money and tell viewers
to read the Bible to find the truth.
It would be a whole lot cheaper.
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