Nights On The Town
A little slow, they say,
they say he
is a just little slow in
the head,
can’t hold a simple job in
retail
because he is
uncomfortable asking
people for their money
though he quickly
learned how to operate a
cash register
so how slow could he be?
He likes to re-visit
Walmart, sitting in the
leased-out deli area with
the small two-top
plastic tables once a
brilliant primary color
but now dulled by time,
usage and
commercial cleaning
solvents.
Popcorn, Icees, sub
sandwiches and all flavors
of soda are on offer but
he usually has the
$5 meal of the day with a
Diet Coke.
Holding the straw about
twelve inches above
the plastic lid on the
soda he stabs it down
hard, aiming for the lid’s
perforated circle
(about a third the
circumference of a dime),
plunging the straw into
the drink. Cool when he
is accurate, messy un-cool
when his aim is off,
Coke splashing onto the
dull blue table top.
All the while he is
talking Walmart talk with
the girl behind the
counter: weather, TV, stuff.
(“This place needs a
jukebox. Did you hear
one of the Everly Brothers
died?
Don’t know which one.”)
Sometimes he has a deli
dinner on Saturdays
to watch young families
come in for their
weekend entertainment,
young parents letting
their kids go crazy in the
toy department, running
up and down aisles—a
family night out without
the cost of a movie or a
babysitter.
Later, walking across the
parking lot, he heads
downtown, about a half
hour walk, and there
are always girls in tight
jeans or slacks
to follow to make the
journey seem quicker.
The Wait
It’s been twelve years
since we worked together
and she never, ever was on
time so why will
today be different? In ten minutes we’ll see.
Maybe a marriage and two
kids have changed her.
It’s March 10 and 54° and sunny, the warmest
day of the year so far.
Have a leather jacket on,
keeping me warm enough
to wait outside if I
choose but, no, I’ll wait
in the restaurant foyer,
in a sun patch that causes
my decades-old jacket to
smell leathery.
I’m early, as I usually
always am.
I hired her straight from
college with juvenile
work samples and in a few
months hired her
sister, too, nearly as
young and already married.
It’s 11:59. In another
minute she’ll be late.
----
It was okay. Cheeseburger
and fries always helps.
All in all, though, I wish
she hadn’t shown up.
Job Interview
Waiting in the reception
area, sitting with
legs crossed, he runs his
index finger,
the underside with the
fingerprint,
down a crisply-pressed
seam
of business-black dress
slacks,
doing it several times,
ignoring
the Sports Illustrated open on his lap.
He’s early, more anxious
than nervous.
He wishes all this could
be done online.
He wishes even more that
he didn’t
have to wear a dress shirt
and tie
for the next forty years.
Gene McCormick's adroit storytelling is always entertaining as are his repertoire of imaginative bios.
ReplyDeleteExcellent work! Yes, I agree with Jen: the storytelling is what makes these both readable and memorable; but also the lack of unnecessary qualifiers, the presence of nouns and verbs. Hope to see more McCormick here and elsewhere. Thanks for posting!
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