Melanie Browne- A Poem

Aliens Killed JFK

a woman on a podcast

had a love affair 

with Oswald,

and said they 

used lasers to

control Oswald's mind,

I think back to yesterday

when I felt that 

someone was forcing me 

to buy frosted flakes,

but I don't even

like Frosted Flakes,

I like Cookie Crisp,

so I could relate to

what she was saying,

She said he wanted

his steaks rare and

made strange

non-human noises

while reading

the newspaper,

when I combine

this newly acquired

knowledge

with what I learned

from a podcast about

human hybrids,

I decide you shouldn't

drink tap water,

because it might

make you 

boring and 

self-satisfied, 

you might find yourself

following the

Kardashians on Twitter,

while the extraterrestrials

have the upper hand,

ruling the world

with their 

evil yet clear-headed

minds