Un-unemployment
The Paramedic Said, “Doctors are
Stupid,”
Short bio: Ron Riekki wrote the novel U.P. and edited The Way North (Wayne State University Press, http://wsupress.wayne. edu/books/detail/way-north, a 2014 Michigan Notable Book).
The
people who lost their jobs didn’t
lose
them. They are still right there,
easily
found. You can’t lose something
that
big. These aren’t car keys we’re
talking
about. These are the things that
make
car keys possible. The car keys
aren’t
missing either. They are non-
existent. Or actually, they exist, but
the
car no longer exists. So the key
is
worthless. Or not worthless, but
worth
less. Much less. It’s just a key.
No
door. No engine. It’s like a pill
without
a body. A wolf without a pig.
The
wolf just sits there. It takes a deep
breath,
worthless. Worth less. Just air
sitting
in its lungs. A brick house
flipping
it off. A brick house just
lettin’
it all hang out. The lady’s stacked
and
that’s a fact and by stacked we mean
flesh,
which has connotations of Shylock,
lawyers,
bloody show, butcher shops,
and
other implications of work.
which
isn’t exactly a stunning sentence in and of
itself. Just doctors and stupidity. Nothing much more
to
the thought. Gastroenterologists
somewhere are discussing
epistemology,
but this medic wants to make things simple.
Just
M.D.s and dumb. An equal sign. A taut tautology.
For
tots. “Thems is dummies.” And the Headless Horseman
is
out there somewhere complaining about Ichabod Cranes,
jealous
of his head. “Ichabod Cranes have
heads.” And
they
do. A big one. Or not big.
A normal size one.
But
big compared to someone who just has air for a head.
In
fact, the Headless Horseman does have a head,
if
you count oxygen. Which he doesn’t need
to breathe,
because
that’s what he is. The paramedic has
killed seven
people. He tells us this in class. A sense of pride.
Because
he’s saved around a thousand or two.
Maybe three.
Maybe
not. Maybe less. Maybe less than one head.
On the Train from the Czech Republic
to Hungary
I
sit, with a cold
forming
in my chest.
It’s
counting to three-
thousand. Outside
the
window, the ghosts
of
trees kick by.Short bio: Ron Riekki wrote the novel U.P. and edited The Way North (Wayne State University Press, http://wsupress.wayne.
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